Get ready to poison your liver and harden your arteries, because it’s time to celebrate the third birthday of Benton Park’s best beer bar, The Stable.  To celebrate this momentous occasion, the Stable is throwing a bash on June 25th starting at 2PM.

What kind of bash, how about one featuring an “authentic low country boil featuring crawfish and shrimp.”  The Stable will be bringing in over 300lbs of crawfish from the gulf coast and it’s going to be all you can eat.

If all you can eat crawfish and shrimp isn’t enough, how about a bacon eating contest? If you think you can take down a pound of bacon the fastest, you’ll be the winner of an 85 Lashes/Amalgamated prize package.

And how about the beer?  A local party deserves local beer.  The Stable will be featuring beers from Missouri breweries all day long for $3.  Here’s a list of just some of the beers that will be available on Saturday:

  • Amalgamated Helles
  • Amalgamated Zoigl
  • Amalgamated Rye APA
  • Charleville Tornado Alley
  • Charleville Half Wit Wheat
  • Charleville Hoptimistic IPA
  • Urban Chestnut Winged Nut

If a bacon eating contest and $3 Missouri beers are wrong, then I don’t want to be right.